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    Men are Like ...

    WOMEN THINK THAT……. Men are like…..Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. Men are like…..Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like…..Vacations. They never seem to be long enough. Men are like…..Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest. Men are like…..Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like…..Blenders. You need one, but you’re not sure why. Men are like…..Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your thighs. Men are like…..Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. Men are like…..Commercials. You can’t believe a word they say. Men are like…..Department Stores. Their clothes are always h
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    Wife 1.0

    Re: Wife 1.0 Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker- night 10.3 and Beer-bash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me? ***************************************************************** Dear Sir- This is a very common problem
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    What men and women really mean!

    Women’s English: Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry We need = I want It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure go ahead = I don’t want you to I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron! You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today you&
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    Something to think about

    Here is a tough question for you: You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going toddy, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may n
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    High Performance, Low Cost and Strong Security

    Low Cost, High Performance,Strong Security: Pick Any Three byChris Palmer has a funny and informative presentation where the main message is: reduce the size and frequency of networkcommunications, which will make your pages load faster, which will improve performance enough that you can use HTTPS all the time, which will make you safe and secure on-line, which is a good thing. The benefits of HTTPS for security are overwhelming, but people are afraid of the performance hit. The argument is successfully made that the overhead of HTTPS is low enough that you can afford the cost if you do some basic optimization. Reducing the number of HTTP requests is a good source of low hanging fruit. From the Yahoo UI Blog: Reducing the number of HTTP requests hasthe biggest impact on reducing
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    Melihat content compress file tanpa meng-extract

    untuk melihat isi file compress tanpa harus meng-extract bisa dilakukan dengan cara berikut: - Zip file #gunzip -c [file-compress(.zip)] - Tgz file #tar vzft [file-compress (.tgz)]
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    Adding short URL (de.tk) at your TweetDeck

    berikut step-by-step, untuk menambahkan or customize your short URL: 1. Pilih Button [Settings] 2. Pilih [Services] 3. di option “Select the service you wish to use to shorten URLs” pilih [Other] 4. pada box Other URL Shortening Endpoint isi http://de.tk/?%@ 5. kemudian [Save Settings] 6. shortURL sudah menggunakan de.tk sekian terimakasih
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    10 Ways to Increase Your Alexa Rank

    How To Increase Your Alexa Rank? People often says that increasing rank in alexa is much easier than Pagerank (PR). I will summarize a bit on how to increase your alexa rank with 10 ways 1. Set Your Site as HomePage You can set your site as your homepage and set it to load when the browser fire up. You can also ask your visitor to set your site as their homepage by using this script Click here to set this site as your homepage 2. Increase Your Traffic Increasing the traffic is the best way to boost up your alexa rank within just a couple weeks. However it takes an effort and kills your time a lot. You can choose between using PPC Campaign or Free ways to drive traffic. 3. Share Your Stuff This is another attempt which i call this as another free ways. Sometimes when you are uploadi


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